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Sunday, November 06, 2005


If the entire school system with all its ridiculous courses and regulations, musts and must nots, academic jabbering, worthless fragments of knowledge, confining rules, empty jargon, stupid customs, tons of tons of useless pieces of paper, dull titles of recognition, and flammeable textbooks, and pointless details, and details, and more stifling details of everything dull and hindering...If all this happened to be assembled into one person. One man. With arms, and legs, a face, a nose, a name. Let's call him Dr. Shackles. If all this was true....I think I would walk straight up to Dr. Shackles and punch him square in the nose.


Anonymous fox said...


7:15 PM  
Blogger Brian Harrison said...

Hey fox...
I tried going to your link but it wouldn't let me.

5:15 PM  
Anonymous fox said...

Ok, if its really worth it, as ironic as this is being that simplicity was what i was after, heh heh, go to explodingdog.com, scroll down and click on past archives, click on jan 1st and then itcouldallbesosimple. that was the picture i was attempting to show you. *inhale, exhale* have a neat night :)

6:45 PM  
Anonymous Gwen Stefani said...

really now, you won't get kicked out for punching anyone in the face. as long as you aren't naked or drinking a beer while doing it. unless of course "mr. shackles" is DB himself. in that case, i suggest you transfer because hitting him is like the eleventh commandment or some shit like that.

7:04 PM  
Anonymous frisbeeplayer said...

I suggest that whomever you hit, you should do it in the bison suit.

P.S. You should put a hit counter at the bottom of your page so I know how popular this site is and then I can secretly feel good about myself because as you become more popular and well known I will know in my heart that I was an "early adapter".

10:46 PM  
Anonymous frisbeeplayer said...

P.P.S I like run on sentences

10:48 PM  
Blogger Adam Newby said...

I like that you used the adjective "flammeable" for textbooks.
Is there an old-fashioned book-burning in your future, Brian?

7:25 AM  
Blogger Brian Harrison said...

Adam....I have thrown books across rooms but I've never set fire to a book though I'v always wanted to. I just may do that very soon.

Gwen Stefani...I have always admired your music. I always thought that we'd click. Glad you found my site.

Frisbee Player...I don't think many people read this blog as much as you think. Perhaps if I did dress up in the bison suit and punch DB while taking pictures of it all and post them here, perhaps then this blog would be more popular.

8:41 AM  
Blogger spinsterwitch said...

Nice blog...and thanks for the kind comment. My day today was much better.

9:44 PM  
Blogger Nancy said...

Ha! I would tie him up, knock him in the nose, and make him listen to mindless garble for weeks on end... And then test him on it.


Thanks for the congrats!

6:35 PM  

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